I'm feeling like my I.Q. has dropped significantly in the last few years. I had to help my 13 year-old niece with her Algebra homework last week and I seriously wanted to cry I miss math so much. I miss being good at something. I miss feeling smart. I miss intelligent conversation. My most recent conversation went something like this:
Leaving the cousin's house for the airport:
Grayden: uh bye bye, uh Devon.
Me: Yep, we said goodbye to Devon.
G: Uh bye bye, uh Josh.
Me: That's right, we said goodbye to Josh.
G: Uh, yeah. Bye bye uh Lyssa?
Me: Yes, Alyssa too.
(Repeat for Brianna, Zach, Mckenna, and Cameron).
G: Mommy?
Me: Yes Grayden? G: Black.
Me: You see something black?
G: Yeah. Mommy? Uh pink.
Me: You see something pink?
G: Uh yeah. Mommy? Uh Red.
Me: What do you see that's red?
G: Uh flag.
Me: You see a red flag?
G: Uh yeah. More? More flag?
Me: We can try and look for another flag.
G: Uh please?
Me: I don't see another flag, but I'll look for one.
G: Uh car. Mommy, uh car. Brown.
Me: You see a brown car?
G: Uh yeah. Mommy? Uh airplane? Uh sky.
Me: Yes, we're going on an airplane in the sky.
G: Uh fly? Mommy, uh fly? Uh airplane?
Me: That's right, it flies. We're going home to see Daddy.
G: DAAAAAAAAAAD! DAAAAAAAADDDY! DAAAAAAAAD! Uh work?
Me: Yes, Daddy's at work, but we're going to see him tonight.
G: Mommy? Uh flag?
And it continues. I'll put you out of your misery.
But that's a really good snapshot of the 45 minute drive. Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious. I love talking to him. It just doesn't take a whole lot of brain power, you know?
So, I'm trying to think of ways to use my brain. I haven't come up with any good ideas.....aaaaaand we're back to the whole I.Q. problem.